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underagedgroupie:

you may not be able to sleep with a classic rock star in the 60s or 70s

but you can sleep with a classic rock star in their 60s or 70s

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gifcraft:

Going to School

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landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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religiousdad:

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stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

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WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

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gavinpivott:

damn girl are you sitting on an f5 key cos that ass is refreshing

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calibornsbottomboo:

a fairytale where a young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and instead of being like no! never! shes like fine as long as i get to help you destroy and hes like lol cool but soon shes doing a bit too much and her husband king is like okay enough power and shes like bye see you in the dungeon and hes like what and hes dragged away cause now everyone is more loyal to her and she reigns over the underworld and the surface world with a cold iron fist

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